Documenting Peak Performance... and Questionable Methods
Why aim for 'industry best practice' when 'remarkably cost-effective' sounds so much better on an invoice? Our clients love our commitment to the bottom line, even if it occasionally requires... creative problem-solving, as documented below.
Here, we celebrate the thrifty spirit that asks not "Is this OSHA-approved?" but "Can I save five bucks by doing it this way?". We've discovered that gravity is often negotiable, warranties are merely suggestions, and the most expensive tool is usually the one you actually pay for.
It's this dedication to value engineering that leads to the moments of true genius captured in our gallery. Behold the jank – where frugality meets questionable physics!
Exhibit 1: The 'One Hand on the Wheel, One Hand on the...' Oh-Shit Bar?
Exhibit 2: Advanced Ceiling Tile Inspection Technique. Safety glasses optional, apparently.
Exhibit 3: Pretty sure that's not what they mean by 'working at height'.
Exhibit 4: Achieving Zen, or possibly a system crash, amongst the servers.